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Jokes
A lighthouse keeper called Crighton A man in a bus queue in Stoke
married a young lass from Brighton unzipped his fly for a joke
but ships ran aground An old man gave a shout
& twawler men drowned & almost passed out
cos she refused to shag wit the light on. while a lady nearby had a stroke.
A paranoid pimp from Poole A Sheep farmer having a driving lesson.
discovered red spots on his tool 'Now Mr Evans can you make a U-turn'?
cried his doctor, "get out my clinic "No but I can makes it's eyes water
& wipe off that lipstick you fool".
A young Bristol hooker called Hurst The Cambel's the couple next door
in the plesures of men is well versed are over sexed peolpe I'm sure
reads a sign overhead from the feminine shrieks
as you lie on the bed & the way bed creaks,
'the customer always comes first'. the Cambels are coming once more.